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Tag Archives: News Satire
The Onion: Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
“Promising to use the U.S. DOGE Service to usher in a new age of government accountability and transparency, Elon Musk ordered the creation of a federal employee revenge porn database this week. “Federal employees have been lazy and unmotivated for … Continue reading
Posted in The New Democrat, The Onion
Tagged 2025, America, Authoritarianism, Authoritarians, Big Government, Comedy, Department of Government Efficiency, Dictators, Dictatorship, DOGE, Elon Musk, Far Right, MAGA, Nationalism, Nationalists, New Right, News Satire, Oligarchs, Oligarchy, Onion News, Political Comedy, Political Satire, Populism, Populists, Republican Party, Sature, Statism, Statists, Tea Party, The Onion, The White House, U.S. Government, United States, Washington, Washington DC
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The Onion: President Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
“In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial English. “Going forward, all government communications must be really short and lack … Continue reading
Posted in The New Democrat, The Onion
Tagged 2025, America, Authoritarianism, Authoritarians, Dictators, Dictatorship, Donald Trump, Far Right, MAGA, Nationalism, Nationalists, New Right, News Satire, Oligarchs, Oligarchy, Onion News, Political Satire, Populism, Populists, President Donald Trump, Redneckistan, Republican Party, Statism, Statists, Tea Party, The Onion, The White House, U.S. Government, United States, Washington, Washington DC
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The Onion: Donald Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
“Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means of the relatively obscure “no one will stop me” loophole. “My critics … Continue reading
Posted in The New Democrat, The Onion
Tagged 14th Amendment, 2024, 2024 Presidential Election, 2025, America, Authoritarianism, Authoritarians, Big Government, Collectivism, Collectivists, Constitution, Democratic Party, Donald Trump, Far Right, Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris For President, MAGA, Nationalism, Nationalists, New Right, News Satire, Onion News, Political Comedy, Political Satire, Politics, Populism, Populists, President Donald Trump, Republican Party, Statism, Statists, Tea Party, The Onion, The White House, trump, U.S. Constitution, U.S. Government, United States, Vice President Kamala Harris, Washington, Washington DC
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Real Time With Bill Maher: ‘New Rule: Progressophobia’
Source:Real Time With Bill Maher– on left-wing bedwetters and doom and gloomers. Source:The New Democrat “Where progress has been made, it’s not a sin – and it’s certainly not inaccurate – to say we’ve come a long way, baby. Not … Continue reading
Posted in Real Time, The New Democrat
Tagged 2021, America, Bedwetters, Bedwetting, Bill Maher, California, Comedy, Democratic Party, Doom And Gloom, Doom And Gloomers, Far Left, HBO, Los Angeles, New Left, News Satire, Political Satire, Real Time, Real Time With Bill Maher, Satire, Socialism, Socialists, United States
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Dan Mitchell: ‘Bernie Sanders Humor’
“I’m getting worried that Senator Bernie Sanders is fading in the polls. That doesn’t make me happy. I want Crazy Bernie to stay relevant. Why? Because he’s an endless source of clever satire. Previous editions of Bernie humor can be … Continue reading
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Originals
Tagged 116th Congress, 2019, 2020 Presidential Election, America, Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders For President, CBS, Comedy, Dan Mitchell, Democratic Party, Democratic Socialism, Democratic Socialists, Far Left, Inside Edition, Jimmy Fallon, NBC, New Left, News Satire, Political Comedy, Political Humor, Political Satire, Satire, Senate Democrats, Senator Bernie Sanders, Socialism, Socialist Republic of Vermont, Socialists, Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon, U.S. Congress, U.S. Senate, United States, Vermont, Washington, Washington DC
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George Carlin: The Death Penalty (1996)
Source:The New Democrat “George Carlin talks about the death penalty, i didn’t see this one up so i thought i might upload it ;] If you like George Carlin, you might want to check out Bill Hicks as well. Taken … Continue reading
Posted in George Carlin, The New Democrat
Tagged America, Assholes, Comedy, Death Penalty, Dumbasses, Dummies, George Carlin, George Carlin HBO Special, HBO, Humor, Idiots, Killers, Morons, Murderers, News Satire, Satire, United States
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Dan Mitchell: ‘Socialism Humor’
“Given the misery that it has inflicted on the world, it’s just about impossible to think of socialism as a gift. However, when I want new material for my humor collection, I think of socialism as the gift that keeps … Continue reading
Posted in New Left, Originals
Tagged 116th Congress, 2019, 2020 Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders For President, CBS, Dan Mitchell, Democratic Party, Democratic Socialism, Democratic Socialists, Far Left, New Left, News Satire, Political Comedy, Political Humor, Political Satire, Senate Democrats, Senator Bernie Sanders, Socialism, Socialist Republic pf Vermont, Socialists, Stephen Colbert, The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, U.S. Congress, U.S. Senate, Vermont
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Real Time With Bill Maher: ‘Government By Mad Leftists’
Source:The New Democrat “Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including racist rhetoric from President Trump and the second round of Democratic debates.” Source:Real Time With Bill Maher I don’t get the title of Bill Maher’s piece since is … Continue reading
Posted in Real Time, The New Democrat
Tagged America, Bill Maher, Budget Deal, Democratic Party, Democratic Presidential Debates, Donald Trump, HBO, News Satire, Political Comedy, Political Humor, Political Satire, President Donald Trump, Real Time With Bill Maher, Republican Party, United States
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The Onion: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi- ‘Concerned Outspoken Leftist Faction of Party Could Harm Democrats Reputation As Ineffectual Cowards’
Source:The New Democrat “Admitting she had worries about the rise of left-leaning activist groups within her party, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi expressed concerns Thursday that outspoken progressives could do permanent damage to Democrats’ reputation as ineffectual cowards. “They mean well, … Continue reading
Posted in The New Democrat, The Onion
Tagged 116th Congress, 2019, America, California, Center Left, Democratic Party, Democratic Socialists, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Administration, Donald Trump Presidency, Donald Trump White House, Far Left, Florida, House Democrats, Impeachment, MSNBC, Nancy Pelosi, NBC News, New Left, News Satire, Onion News, Political Comedy, Political Satire, President Donald Trump, San Francisco, Socialists, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, The Onion, The White House, U.S. Government, U.S. House of Representatives, United States, Washington, Washington DC
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The Onion: Paul Ryan- ‘Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles’
Source:The New Democrat “WASHINGTON—Noting the former congressman’s deep, unwavering commitment to shying away from every one of his civic responsibilities, the Heritage Foundation lauded Paul Ryan Thursday for inspiring millions of young gutless fucking cowards to take on leadership roles. … Continue reading
Posted in The New Democrat, The Onion
Tagged 115th Congress, 2019, America, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Administration, Donald Trump Presidency, Donald Trump White House, House Republicans, MSNBC, NBC News, News Satire, Onion News, Paul Ryan, Political Comedy, Political Satire, President Donald Trump, Republican Party, Speaker Paul Ryan, The Onion, U.S. Congress, U.S. Government, U.S. House of Representatives, United States, Washington, Washington DC, Wisconsin
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