Tag Archives: The Onion

The Onion: U.S. Senator Tom Carper- ‘My Vote is Not For Sale At These Prices’

Posted on March 5, 2018 by Erik Schneider

Source: This piece was originally posted at The New Democrat Note: these views don’t necessarily reflect the views of Senator Tom Carper, even if he personally wrote this piece for The Onion himself or had a staff writer write it … Continue reading →

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The Onion: Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir- What Happened

Posted on October 2, 2017 by Erik Schneider

Source:The Daily Review What happened? Hillary Clinton might be the only person asking that question as far as how she’s the first American presidential candidate to ever lose to a reality TV star who for the last 35 years in … Continue reading →

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The Onion: House Speaker Paul Ryan Discovers Half-Finished Escape Tunnel Leading Out of Speaker’s Office

Posted on December 3, 2015 by Erik Schneider

Source:The Daily Review After spending a few months trying to lead the Tea Party and rest of the House Republican Conference, which might be harder than trying to lead a pack of wild horses for the very first time, new … Continue reading →

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The Onion: ‘Socialism Vs. Capitalism’

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Erik Schneider

Source:The Onion– Socialists vs. Capitalists? Source:The Daily Review “As the Democratic presidential race heats up, many people are questioning Bernie Sanders self-proclaimed socialist leanings, a designation that some are concerned is at odds with American’s capitalist tradition. Here’s a side-by-side … Continue reading →

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The Onion: Nathan Eckert: The Iraq War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region & Set Off a Global Shockwave of Anti-Americanism

Posted on November 21, 2015 by Erik Schneider

Source:The Daily Review Looking back at the Iraq War from over a twelve-year perspective it reminds me of someone who knows a guy down the street. Who knows this man has beaten up a lot f people and at the … Continue reading →

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The Onion: John Boehner To Paul Ryan: ‘I Was Once Young And Beautiful Too’

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Erik Schneider

Source:The Daily Review Anyone worried about looking too cute and too young for their age, I got a healthier way to age than to take up tobacco and alcoholism. Try leading a wolf pack of people in government that doesn’t … Continue reading →

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The Onion: Candidate Profile- Donald Trump

Posted on August 8, 2015 by Erik Schneider

This piece was originally posted at The New Democrat I’ve actually sort of gone out of my way to not comment on Donald Trump for president for several reasons. One, just about everything I would’ve said about him most of … Continue reading →

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The Onion: Hillary Clinton To Nation- ‘Do Not Fuck This Up For Me’

Posted on April 26, 2015 by Erik Schneider

“WASHINGTON—After several seconds spent sitting motionless and glaring directly into the camera, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly began Sunday’s video announcing her 2016 presidential bid by warning the nation not to fuck this up for her. “Listen up, … Continue reading →

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The Onion: ‘Candidate Profile- Hillary Clinton’

Posted on April 25, 2015 by Erik Schneider

“Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is expected to officially announce her candidacy for the 2016 presidential election on Sunday, putting an end to months of speculation about her plans. Here are some key things to know about the first … Continue reading →

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The Onion: ‘Report: New NFL Stadium in Los Angeles Could Create Thousands of Local Law Enforcement Jobs’

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Erik Schneider

Source:The Onion– the proposed new Los Angeles football stadium. “CARSON, CA—Following the approval of plans for a proposed $1.7 billion NFL stadium just south of the city, a new report released Wednesday by the Los Angeles County Economic Development Corporation … Continue reading →

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