Tag Archives: Onion News

The Onion: ‘Indiana Governor Insists Religious Freedom Law Has Nothing To Do With Thing it Explicitly Intended To Do’

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Erik Schneider

Source:The Onion– Governor Mike Pence (Republican, Indiana) refusing to answer George Stephanopoulos questions about whether Hoosiers get to discriminate against gay or not. “INDIANAPOLIS—Addressing the controversy surrounding his state’s recently signed Religious Freedom Restoration Act, Indiana governor Mike Pence forcefully … Continue reading →

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The Onion: ‘John Elway Casually Mentions To Peyton Manning How Great it Was Going Out on Top’

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Erik Schneider

“DENVER—Saying that it was the absolute perfect way to end his Hall of Fame career, Denver Broncos general manager John Elway casually mentioned to Peyton Manning just how great it was to go out on top as a Super Bowl … Continue reading →

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The Onion: Landmark Supreme Court Decisions Lets Americans Cram Cash Down Politicians Throat

Posted on April 13, 2014 by Erik Schneider

Source:The New Democrat  What the U.S. Supreme Court ruling on campaign finance did last week was, essentially, to make bribery legal so that members of Congress will no longer have to feel guilty about taking money for voting for this … Continue reading →

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The Onion: Relationship Gives Couple Freedom To Emotionally Drain Other People

Posted on February 23, 2014 by Erik Schneider

Source:The New Democrat  Sure, why take your frustrations out on your spouse when you can take them out on your mistress. Instead, you could just say, “Honey, look, I don’t want to argue this with you,” and go meet your … Continue reading →

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Na Radio Asami: Video: NBC Nightly News With John Chancellor and David Brinkley From 1978: Early Days of The Onion News Network?

Posted on January 8, 2014 by Ederik Schneider

. This post was originally posted at The New Democrat on Blogger Some of these stories sounded like the could’ve been written by The Onion. Like the anti-busing advocate in Boston losing her City Council seat. Politicians collecting public assistance. … Continue reading →

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The Onion: Peter K. Rosenthal- Looks Back at It’s a Wonderful Life

Posted on December 23, 2013 by Erik Schneider

Source:The New Democrat How can one Uncle Billy can completely change the complexion of a movie review? You know if I had an uncle who was that big of an asshole and screw up, I doubt my life would be … Continue reading →

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The Onion: Senator Ted Cruz Fills Few Hours of Marathon Speech With Rousing Pro-ObamaCare Argument

Posted on September 27, 2013 by Erik Schneider

. Source:The Daily Press Only The Onion would report that Ted Cruz spoke in favor of so-called ObamaCare. Otherwise Senator Cruz could be both drunk and high and awake for seventy-two hours straight at the Guantanamo Bay Prison. And even … Continue reading →

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The Onion: Anthony Weiner Announces Bid For Whatever’s Left

Posted on September 13, 2013 by Erik Schneider

. Source:The Daily Press Too bad for Anthony Weiner, or can we call him Tony now, I mean seriously, why is The Weiner the only man in America that can’t go buy a nickname? Does his sexting scandal really make … Continue reading →

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The Onion: High Unemployment Linked to One Man With 42,000 Jobs

Posted on June 11, 2012 by Erik Schneider

Source:The Daily Press No wonder we have so much unemployment in this country. Jim Smith lets call him (for lack of a last name) has 42K jobs. You know to be honest with you, I have a hard time believing … Continue reading →

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The Onion: Week in Review

Posted on June 5, 2012 by Erik Schneider

Source: The Daily Press Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney announced today that he will clone himself again, to make himself look like a women. Along with undergoing plastic surgery to make that happen, to better reconnect with female voters. But … Continue reading →

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