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The Onion: Nathan Eckert: The Iraq War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region & Set Off a Global Shockwave of Anti-Americanism

Source: The Onion: Nathan Eckert: The Iraq War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region & Set Off a Global Shockwave of Anti-Americanism Looking back at the Iraq War from over a twelve-year perspective it reminds me of someone who knows … Continue reading

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The Onion: John Boehner To Paul Ryan: ‘I Was Once Young And Beautiful Too’

Source: The Onion: John Boehner To Paul Ryan: ‘I Was Once Young And Beautiful Too’ Anyone worried about looking too cute and too young for their age, I got a healthier way to age than to take up tobacco and … Continue reading

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The Onion: Candidate Profile- Donald Trump

This piece was originally posted at The New Democrat I’ve actually sort of gone out of my way to not comment on Donald Trump for president for several reasons. One, just about everything I would’ve said about him most of … Continue reading

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The Onion: Hillary Clinton To Nation- ‘Do Not Fuck This Up For Me’

“WASHINGTON—After several seconds spent sitting motionless and glaring directly into the camera, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly began Sunday’s video announcing her 2016 presidential bid by warning the nation not to fuck this up for her. “Listen up, … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘Candidate Profile- Hillary Clinton’

“Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is expected to officially announce her candidacy for the 2016 presidential election on Sunday, putting an end to months of speculation about her plans. Here are some key things to know about the first … Continue reading

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The Onion: Sports: Report: New NFL Stadium in Los Angeles Could Create Thousands of Local Law Enforcement Jobs

The Onion: Sports: Report: New NFL Stadium In Los Angeles Could Create Thousands Of Local Law Enforcement Jobs This is probably the best and most accurate report I’ve seen so far about the NFL coming back to Los Angeles via … Continue reading

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The Onion: Blog: Indiana Governor Insists Religious Freedom Law Has Nothing to do With Thing it Explicitly Intended to do

The Onion: Blog: Indiana Governor Insists New Religious Freedom Law Has Nothing To Do With Thing It Explicitly Intended To Do If I’m a governor of a state like Indiana, is passing laws to cut back on tourism and economic … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘John Elway Casually Mentions To Peyton Manning How Great it Was Going Out on Top’

“DENVER—Saying that it was the absolute perfect way to end his Hall of Fame career, Denver Broncos general manager John Elway casually mentioned to Peyton Manning just how great it was to go out on top as a Super Bowl … Continue reading

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The Onion: Video: Landmark Supreme Court Decisions Lets Americans Cram Cash Down Politicians Throat

Erik Schneider on Google+ The New Democrat on Facebook The New Democrat on Twitter This post was originally posted at The New Democrat on Blogger What the U.S. Supreme Court ruling on campaign finance did last week was, essentially, to … Continue reading

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Na Radio Asami: Video: NBC Nightly News With John Chancellor and David Brinkley From 1978: Early Days of The Onion News Network?

. This post was originally posted at The New Democrat on Blogger Some of these stories sounded like the could’ve been written by The Onion. Like the anti-busing advocate in Boston losing her City Council seat. Politicians collecting public assistance. … Continue reading

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