Tag Archives: News Satire

The New Yorker: Steven Markow: ‘Campaign Slogans For The Centrist Party’

Posted on July 1, 2019 by Erik Schneider

Source:The New Democrat  “The nation is divided. Loved ones tweeting at loved ones. What the American people need now more than ever is a party that can unite the entire country in disappointment. That’s where we step in: the Centrist … Continue reading →

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The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Jon Stewart: ‘Won’t Let Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell Off Easy’

Posted on June 18, 2019 by FredSchneiderUS

Source:The New Democrat  “Mitch McConnell says Jon Stewart is ‘bent out of shape’ for asking Congress to extend the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund. Here to comment is Jon Stewart.” Source:The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Jon Stewart- ‘Won’t Let Senate … Continue reading →

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The Onion: ‘Sarah H. Sanders- Tells Colleagues She’s Taking Temporary Post As Google CEO Before Transitioning Into Full-Time Role As Sultan Of Brunei’

Posted on June 17, 2019 by Erik Schneider

Source:The New Democrat  “Informing those in her professional life of her career plans, outgoing White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders reportedly told colleagues Friday she would be serving for a time as CEO of Google before gradually taking on … Continue reading →

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George Carlin: On Pro-Life

Posted on May 17, 2019 by kireschneider

Source:The New Democrat  “George Carlin Back in town” Source:HBO: George Carlin- On Pro-Life I’m aware that writing satire about abortion is risky, so before someone feels the need to point that out to me, I just thought that I lay … Continue reading →

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The Onion: ‘Trump Base Celebrates President For Standing Up To The Constitution’

Posted on March 4, 2019 by Erik Schneider

Source:The New Democrat “WASHINGTON—Enthusiastically praising the commander-in-chief for holding firm in the face of opposition, Donald Trump’s political base cheered on the president Friday for standing up to the U.S. Constitution. “He stayed strong and really showed the Constitution who’s … Continue reading →

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The Onion: Pros and Cons of Free Speech on College Campuses

Posted on March 19, 2018 by Erik Schneider

Source:The New Democrat To be completely serious second ( which seems to go against everything that The Onion stands for ) a pro for being in favor of free speech on campus is that you get to learn other views … Continue reading →

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The Onion: ‘Dozens of Other Countries That Interfered With 2016 Election Annoyed Russia Getting All The Credit’

Posted on March 12, 2018 by Erik Schneider

.Source:The New Democrat When I think of this Onion article, I go back to I believe the first Hillary Clinton-Donald Trump presidential debate in 2016 where someone asked Trump did he believe Russia was responsible for hacking into the election … Continue reading →

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The Onion: U.S. Senator Tom Carper- ‘My Vote is Not For Sale At These Prices’

Posted on March 5, 2018 by Erik Schneider

Source: This piece was originally posted at The New Democrat Note: these views don’t necessarily reflect the views of Senator Tom Carper, even if he personally wrote this piece for The Onion himself or had a staff writer write it … Continue reading →

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The Economist: Srdja Popovic Interviewing Bassem Youssef- Revolution For Dummies

Posted on February 5, 2018 by Erik Schneider

Source:The New Democrat What I would say about this is that it takes a special type of narcissist to want to be a dictator, let alone actually be a dictator. Regardless of whatever authoritarian ideology you come from. Whether it’s … Continue reading →

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Real Time With Bill Maher: Monologue: ‘Banana Republicans’

Posted on February 3, 2018 by FredSchneiderUS

Source:The New Democrat Watching CNN yesterday afternoon as I was working ( of course ) they were obviously covering the release of the Devin Nunes memo and they had Robert Baer on who was a career CIA intelligence officer before … Continue reading →

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