Tag Archives: Jimmy Kimmel

The Onion: ‘Sarah H. Sanders- Tells Colleagues She’s Taking Temporary Post As Google CEO Before Transitioning Into Full-Time Role As Sultan Of Brunei’: No More Onion Stories From The White House?

Posted on June 17, 2019 by Erik Schneider

Source:The New Democrat  “Informing those in her professional life of her career plans, outgoing White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders reportedly told colleagues Friday she would be serving for a time as CEO of Google before gradually taking on … Continue reading →

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The Humble Libertarian: Wes Messamore- ‘The Far-Left’s Ideal Man Has No Penis’

Posted on March 28, 2018 by Ederik Schneider

“At a Hollywood awards show Sunday, Jimmy Kimmel– the Democratic Party’s fleshlight– said that the Oscar Award statuette is Hollywood’s perfect man because: “Keeps his hands where you can see them, never says a rude word, and, most importantly, no … Continue reading →

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